The best gesture of my brain is less than your eyelids' flutter.

11th March 2012

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best joke

best joke

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11th March 2012

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like a bawsss

like a bawsss

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20th February 2012

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how mornings should be

how mornings should be

Tagged: lolfunnyjokememecomicfunny jokefunny memefunny stufflaughsmilehumor

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20th February 2012

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BACK TARD

BACK TARD

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6th February 2012

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xterrydactyl:

cannot deal with all the sex on my dash. seemingly everybody wants to fuck on sundays.

boyfriend pls.

Don’t think you can ask for a boyfriend please, my boyfriend is twice as pleased as you.

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6th February 2012

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thecatseye:

THERE ARE NO WORDS.

does he even lift?

thecatseye:

THERE ARE NO WORDS.

does he even lift?

Tagged: sexhotmanbeardsmokemusclefitsubmission

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6th February 2012

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YOU NOT ADORABLE, I ADORABLE AS FUCK

YOU NOT ADORABLE, I ADORABLE AS FUCK

Tagged: boyfriend

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6th February 2012

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thecatseye:

i know its awful, but i feel as if im not going to last much longer

Slow down then, take some time to enjoy it.

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6th February 2012

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han0r:

idk why im single im hilarious 

NO I’M HILARIOUS

good luck with your notbeingfunnyenoughtodate goals 2012 

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6th February 2012

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Crash Curb: During one of my first weeks at college, I was outside with my... →

cashcrab:

During one of my first weeks at college, I was outside with my roommates and suddenly a black pickup truck with the Monster logo on it parked in front of my dorm building. They started blaring something that sounded like maybe Slayer or Motley Crue. Then a 40-45 year old woman who was dressed in…

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